Confidential Report

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BANK SPY

Q1 2026 ยท Confidential Draft
EMBARGOED UNTIL THURSDAY, 8AM ยท NOT FOR PUBLIC RELEASE
24,847
Accounts Analyzed
โ†‘ 47% from Q4
R2.4B
Total Fees Tracked
R97 per user average
73%
Don't Understand Their Fees
"What is 'admin fee'?"
WORST BANKS FOR HIDDEN FEES
Rank Bank Avg Monthly Fees Hidden Fees Found Yacht Index User Complaints
1 ๐Ÿฆ Standard Bank R189 R112 hidden ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ 2,847 complaints
2 ๐Ÿฆ Absa R167 R94 hidden ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ 2,102 complaints
3 ๐Ÿฆ FNB R145 R89 hidden ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ 1,934 complaints
4 ๐Ÿฆ Nedbank R134 R67 hidden ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ 1,456 complaints
5 ๐Ÿฆ Discovery Bank R99 R47 hidden ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ 892 complaints
6 ๐Ÿฆ TymeBank R25 R12 hidden ๐Ÿ’€ 234 complaints
7 ๐Ÿฆ Capitec R0 R0 hidden ๐Ÿ’€ 87 complaints
TOP 3 WORST OFFENDERS
1

Standard Bank

"I paid R189 in fees last month. When I asked what for, they said 'admin'. Admin of WHAT?"
Monthly admin fee R99
Payment notification fee R5 per SMS
Card swipes (50x) R75
R112 in fees users didn't expect
2

Absa

"They charged me R150 to close my account. To leave. They wanted money for leaving."
Monthly fee R110
Account closure fee R150
International receiving R125
73% of users surprised by at least one fee
3

FNB

"They increased my fees 'due to inflation'. My salary didn't increase 'due to inflation'."
Monthly fee R95
eWallet payments R8 each
Paper statement R15
R89 in hidden fees average

THE YACHT INDEX

How much of your fees are funding the CEO's lifestyle? We track executive pay vs fee increases.

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Level 1
Fees fund snacks
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Level 2
Fees fund bonuses
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Level 3
Fees fund company cars
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Level 4
Fees fund a yacht
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Level 5
Fees fund a FLEET of yachts
Standard Bank CEO pay R42M + 23% fee increase ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Absa CEO pay R38M + 18% fee increase ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Capitec CEO pay R15M + 0% fee increase ๐Ÿ’€
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Standard Bank, Absa, FNB โ€” your banks appear in the top 3 worst positions.

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DISCLAIMER: This document contains aggregated, anonymized data voluntarily provided by users. All figures are estimates based on user-submitted information and publicly available fee schedules. I do not provide financial advice. Rankings are for informational purposes only. "Hidden fees" refers to fees users reported not expecting โ€” not legal or regulatory non-compliance. The "Yacht Index" is a satirical metric and should not be construed as factual evidence of executive misconduct.

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